Dead or Alive
Preferably Dead
Suspect is believed to look something like the police sketch below:
$200.00 Reward
For the capture of Dirty-Dan. Last seen in the United States. Dirty-Dan is 6'2", 180-190 lbs, medium build, with dark brown eyes and hair. Wanted for being 3 counts of stupidity in five states. Dirty-Dan is thought to be armed, but harmless. If you see Dirty-Dan please contact your local authorities immediately. Suspect may appear to look something like this now:
