"The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to GOD can stand up to anything" -Author Unknown
"Ever stop to think ... and forget to start again?" -Author Unknown
"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing." -Albert Einstein
"Give a man a match and he'll stay warm for a short time. Light him on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life." -Author Unknown
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was based on a True Story." -Author Unknown
"Just like (or as) a bicycle rider lifts his butt from the seat when he sees a bump coming, so Bob pulled back, emotionally, when Alice got angry." -Author Unknown
"If I know one thing, I KNOW THIS! Chickens go Bock Bock Bock! Cluck cluck Ba-gogck Ba-GagcK RO-UH-RO-UH-ROOOO! WRA, WRA, WROW, WROA, WRO! Cocadoddaldo!! BTRAAAWKWKWWWKKKKK!!! Cluck Cluck Cluck Gobble Gobble??" -Author Unknown
"Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour." -Author Unknown
"Whoever destroys a soul, it is considered as if he destroyed the entire world. And whoever saves a life, it is considered as if he saved the entire world." -Babylonian Talmud, Sanhedrin 4:8 (37a)
"If the Kingdom of God is anything – and it is everything – it is supernaturally relational..." —David VanCronkhite
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -Author Unknown
"Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as important to the child as it is to the caterpillar." -Author Unknown
"There is ALWAYS enough." -Author Unknown
"The only thing which helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes..." -Author Unknown
"The five D's of dodge ball: Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, & Dodge!" -Dodge Ball the movie
"If You’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough?" -Author Unknown
"To the World you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the World." -Author Unknown
"Live like you were dying." -Tim McGraw
"Dance like no one is watching, Love like you've never be hurt, Sing like no one is listening, Live like it's heaven on earth." -William Purkey
"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching." -Randall G Leighton
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way." -Author Unknown
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." —Dr. Seuss
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" —Dr. Seuss
"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up." -Jesse Jackson
"People need love the most when they deserve it the least." -John Harrison
"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility." —Claudia Sola
"Always walk a mile in someone shoes before judging them, that way you are a mile away when you start accusing them and you have their shoes." -Author Unknown
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?" -Abraham Lincoln
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." -Oscar Wilde
"It is never too late to be what you might have been." –George Eliot
"For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." -Jeremiah 29:11
"A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?" -Albert Einstein
"The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saved those who are crushed in spirit." -Psalms 34:18
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." -Albert Einstein
"All hard work brings a profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty." -Proverbs 14:23
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother." -Author Unknown
"An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but craps instead." -Author Unknown
"I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength." -Philippians 4:13
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish." -Albert Einstein
"For the entire law is fulfilled in keeping this one command: Love your neighbor as yourself." -Galatians 5:14
"Sometimes... you have to lose your mind, before you can find it." -Author Unknown
"The Darkest Hour is just before the dawn." -Author Unknown
"What doesn't kill us only makes us Stronger." -Author Unknown
"Nothing is something we have yet to discover." -Author Unknown
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." -Author Unknown
"No one is mortal until he dies." -Author Unknown
"It might mean Nothing to you, but it might mean Everything them." -Author Unknown
"And when difficulties arose, he was not to be found in the pack, but out Front." -Author Unknown
"If God is for us, who can be against us?" -Romans 8:31
"The Task ahead of you is Never as Great as the Power behind you." -Author Unknown
"One on God's side is a majority. -Wendell Phillips"